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Feb 01 2014

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This isn’t new but I revisit it once in while and it makes me smile.

All Things Dull and Ugly

by Eric Idle of Monty Python fame

http://youtu.be/aPriOQkKd6k

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid–
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

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1 comment

  1. John

    Who can forget the comforting words of the Holy Bible, which we are told is the ultimate guide to morality:

    I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    [Isaiah 45:7, KJV]

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